
The other evening Sky News reported that the EU had declared the Irish Leprechauns of the Cooley Peninsula, in Co. Louth, a protected species. No more shooting those Leprechauns at the end of the rainbow in order to make off with their pot of gold.
Now we all know that The story appears to have originated from the
though their phrasing is a little more subtle.The Leprechaun site carries a reproduction of a letter from the EU EEA confirming the original designation. I have queried the letter with the EU EEA and am assured that it is a forgery and that there is no designation of the Little People.
So, get out your blunderbuss, rally the relations, bring in the tourists, and off you go hunting the Leprechaun.
Because, you see, it's still OK TO SHOOT LEPRECHAUNS.
(PS: note the date. I'm posting early to warn my family in Australia, where it's already tomorrow, lest they fall for this silly story.)
[Update 30/01/2018: When originally posted, all the links above worked. Since then the Carlingford website, not to mention CNN's, has gone through many non-backwards-compatible mutations. The only trace on the site of the original material is a link to booking for the hunt, the latest version of which seems to be for the 2017 event.
Meanwhile, the whole thing has transferred to to a new bespoke site where there is no longer any mention of the EU jape.]